Lesson one from this experience: Realize just how much you don't know.
Lesson two: Make sure to learn from lesson one.
[Jacen Solo - Dark Tide: Onslaught]
 

"It's like I was there, but not really."
[Harry Mason - Silent Hill]
 

"I care for no man and no man cares for me."
[Sydney Carton - A Tale of Two Cities]
 

"What do you mean we can't get rid of those weeds in time? Then go over there and put some fancy signs with Latin names in front of them."
[Walt Disney]
 

"You'd be such a hottie if you kept your mouth shut!"
[Kou Leifoh - The Bouncer]
 

"I got some good news and some bad news... the bad news is that I lied about having good news."
[my Dad]
 

"Does your house smell like ass?"
[A fake commercial from the game "You Don't Know Jack"]
 

"Stop molesting your taco!"
[my sister, to me]
 

"And what exactly does a butler do, Mr. Wadsworth?"
"I butle, sir."
[Col. Mustard to Wadsworth - Clue]
 

"No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!"
['Marcus' - Final Fantasy 9]
 

"What the fun?!"
[me & valerie]
 

"Dude, I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but you have a pretty nice ass."
[Dave the lighting guy in Orgazmo]
 

"Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted sonuvabitch."
[Roy O'Bannon {Owen Wilson} - Shanghai Noon]
 

"AHHH! BUTTERFINGER!!!"
[my sister playing Jet Moto]
 

"Grab your asses and run!"
[Maya - Persona 2: Eternal Punishment]
 

"Huh? Radio... What's happening with that radio?"
[Harry Mason - Silent Hill]
 

"Hey Bennnnyy! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!!"
[Rick O' Connell {Brendan Fraser} - The Mummy]
 

"We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's the game. Found the secret world while we're working on the drain. Lend the princess a hand... in the mushroom land..."
[Mario Bros. theme, aw yeah]
 

"I got a shuttle! Whatchoo got?!?!?"
[Wayne Brady - Whose Line is it Anyways?]
 

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
[Luke Skywalker - Star Wars]
 

"I ain't fighting no onion! ...or I am..."
[me talking about Bulb enemies from Chrono Cross]
 

"It's just like riding a bicycle! Now start peddling and digivolve!"
[Tai - Digimon]
 

"You jick!"
[my sister, Valerie, making up a new word]
 

"Okay... Difficult things to sell door to door."
"Ding dong."
"Hi. Can I help you?"
"Yes. I'm a whore..."
[Drew, Ryan and Wayne - Whose Line is it Anyways?]
 

"Yeah... I went through that 'nobody is better than Glay phase' too..."
[my buddy, Eon]
 

"Why do these people have to live on the other side of the yellow line?!"
[my dad yelling at people who are in a turn lane]
 

"Would you please tell your cheesy men to undo them?"
[Kay - Once and Future King]
 

"Dude, I'm not good. You just suck!"
[Ryogo - Front Mission 3]
 

"You're wasting my time! ...and yours..."
[Achenar - Myst]
 

"I was wearing like 5 blankets- okay so it was like 2. But you know-"
[me]
 

"They're dangerous and violent. But they're all really nice guys!"
[Quatre - Gundam Wing]
 

"You were not put here on this earth to get it, Mr. Burton."
[Chan - Big Trouble In Little China]