Lesson one from this experience: Realize just how much you don't know.
Lesson two: Make sure to learn from lesson one.
[Jacen Solo - Dark Tide: Onslaught]
 

"It's like I was there, but not really."
[Harry Mason - Silent Hill]
 

"If you're hungry, eat something!"
[Will Sasso - Best in Show]
 

"I care for no man and no man cares for me."
[Sydney Carton - A Tale of Two Cities]
 

"What do you mean we can't get rid of those weeds in time? Then go over there and put some fancy signs with Latin names in front of them."
[Walt Disney]
 

"You can have his hands wrapped around your throat... and you could see your face... covered with your coat..."
[Mesh - "I Don't Think They Know"]
 

"You'd be such a hottie if you kept your mouth shut!"
[Kou Leifoh - The Bouncer]
 

"I got some good news and some bad news... the bad news is that I lied about having good news."
[my Dad]
 

"Does your house smell like ass?"
[A fake commercial from the game "You Don't Know Jack"]
 

"Stop molesting your taco!"
[my sister, to me]
 

"And what exactly does a butler do, Mr. Wadsworth?"
"I butle, sir."
[Col. Mustard to Wadsworth - Clue]
 

"No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!"
['Marcus' - Final Fantasy 9]
 

"You can't roll how we roll. We possess your soul."
[Crazy Town - "Toxic"]
 

"What the fun?!"
[me & valerie]
 

"Dude, I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but you have a pretty nice ass."
[Dave the lighting guy in Orgazmo]
 

"Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted sonuvabitch."
[Roy O'Bannon {Owen Wilson} - Shanghai Noon]
 

"AHHH! BUTTERFINGER!!!"
[my sister playing Jet Moto]
 

"Grab your asses and run!"
[Maya - Persona 2: Eternal Punishment]
 

"Huh? Radio... What's happening with that radio?"
[Harry Mason - Silent Hill]
 

"Hey Bennnnyy! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!!"
[Rick O' Connell {Brendan Fraser} - The Mummy]
 

"We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's the game. Found the secret world while we're working on the drain. Lend the princess a hand... in the mushroom land..."
[Mario Bros. theme from the good old show]
 

"I got a shuttle! Whatchoo got?!?!?"
[Wayne Brady - Whose Line is it Anyways?]
 

"I'm bored out of what's left of my mind."
[my friend, Warren]
 

"Assume the bitch position Eddie!"
[Eddie - Big Brother {the first one})
 

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
[Luke Skywalker - Star Wars]
 

"I ain't fighting no onion! ...or I am..."
[me talking about Bulb enemies from Chrono Cross]
 

"It's just like riding a bicycle! Now start peddling and digivolve!!!"
[Tai - Digimon]
 

"You jick!"
[my sister, Valerie, making up a new word]
 

"Okay... Difficult things to sell door to door."
"Ding dong."
"Hi. Can I help you?"
"Yes. I'm a whore..."
[Drew, Ryan and Wayne - Whose Line is it Anyways?]
 

"Yeah... I went through that 'nobody is better than Glay phase' too..."
[my buddy, Eon]
 

"Why do these people have to live on the other side of the yellow line?!"
[my dad yelling at people who are in a turn lane]
 

"Would you please tell your cheesy men to undo them?"
[Kay - Once and Future King]
 

"Dude, I'm not good. You just suck!"
[Ryogo - Front Mission 3]
 

"I tell them straight up. Your hairdo ugly. Yo. You need a facelift."
[Allie being William on our Big Brother spoof]
 

"You're wasting my time!! ...and yours..."
[Achenar - Myst]
 

"I was wearing like 5 blankets- okay so it was like 2. But you know-"
[me]
 

"They're dangerous and violent. But they're all really nice guys!"
[Quatre - Gundam Wing]
 

"You were not put here on this earth to get it, Mr. Burton."
[Chan - Big Trouble In Little China]

---My favorite passage from a book!---

Callin stepped past Tristan and blasted the officer in the head.
"I told him he could live," Krek said angrily.
"He was going for his pulser," Callin said. When Krek continued to stare at him he shrugged, "All right, he was thinking about going for his pulser."
Tristan felt nothing at the loss of a Flagge Security officer, but he couldn't resist adding, "He's not wearing a pulser."
Callin glanced down at the officer then back to Krek. He grinned. "Yeah, but if he had been wearing one, he'd have been thinking of going for it."

---From the book Masque by F. Paul Wilson and Matthew J. Costello. (REALLY GREAT BOOK! READ NOW!)---