Homophobia is for stupid people who need to be shot.

My sister and I cannot say "Beast Wars is the best show ever," without laughing.

My mitochondria can kick your mitochondria's ass.

Sons should inheirit their father's stupidity.

Dude, I hate when people are like, "OMG I MST MAK A SHRINE 2 THIS 1ST SO KNO 1 ELSE CEN HVAE IT O NO WUT? U CANNNUT HAV A SHRINE 2 THM 2 THY R MIEN!"

I hate when women breast feed in public. Okay, maybe in a park it's okay... or where a lot of people can't see. But I HATE when they do it in restaraunts. Dammit. People are trying to eat!

How come when someone yawns, it makes you yawn?

That font Comic Sans MS ticks me off. It reminds me of school.

You know the first school that the Titans play in Remember the Titans was my high school! Hayfield Hawks!

You aren't the only one with those pictures on your site.

I'm proud of myself for not seeing Titanic. It would waste three precious hours of my life.

Britney Spears is a penny ho slut.

Have you noticed in Pokemon, no matter how bad or screwed up the situation is, Togepi is always smiling.

How come when other languages try to rhyme, they can't? Is the english language just special?

Could Akatura from Gen-X Cops totally play Guido from Persona?

If Kou Leifoh and Kou Leifoh got in a fight, who do you think would win? I think Kou Leifoh might...

Gameshark can't even help you for the last part of Parasite Eve.

On the show Gundam Wing... if I had a dollar for every time someone said "It's a GUNDAM!!" I'd be rich!

I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kind of like to make love to you tonight.

By the way- I was quoting Dave from Orgazmo.

Was I the only one jumping up and down when Aeris died in the game Final Fantasy 7?

Am I the only girl who found the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attractive? Dude, they were some sexy reptiles.

Why are japanese singers voices so hot? (Especially Gackt!, Hyde, Teru and Kyo!)

The Mole is the best reality show ever.

And why do people think Trowa is latin? It says on the official site that his origin is unknown. So it is unknown. I don't think he's latin.

Did you know that cul-de-sac means "ass of the bag"...?

Yohji Kudou has a really nice stomach.

Why do people get all ticked off that Richard won the first Survivor? I mean, he was sneaky, manipulative and so on. But that's what he needed to do win. He deserved it. The person who got the money was supposed to have played the game well and gotten themselves up to the final two. You needed to play the game right to win. You didn't need to ass kiss like Kelly was doing at the last tribal council.

Heya and yeah have the same letters.

Merlin in the movie Excalibur was really evil and funny.

Is it just me, or does Professor Utonium from the Powerpuff Girls remind anyone else of David Seville from the Chipmunks?