Awww hell yeah! Blasting beats!

Here's where you learn about me. You know you love me. Even Brad loves me. That's why he visits my site. He says he doesn't but I see him every day, in the library, on the computers, looking at my site. He tries to hide it when I walk by, but he sucks at that, just like he sucks at everything else. NEwayz---

Name: Mark

Nicknames: Marky, Marky Mark, Sexee, Mary's love slave (I made that one up mahself.), Troubled Artist, Ark, Jigalo, DJ Sexilicious (w/ Brad as DJ Sexcellent!), Mofo and many others.

Birthday: July 11th

Occupation: Student, Singer/Songwriter/DJ, Artist

Color: Yellow. Duh.

Movie(s): Rush Hour, Men in Black, Star Wars, Breakin', Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo

Game(s): Any Gauntlet game, Bust-A-Groove, Dance Dance Revolution (Aww hell yeah!)

Book(s): Uhmm... books? Comic books!

TV Show(s): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cowabunga Mutha!! April's outfit is hot!), Hanging With Mr. Cooper, Powerpuff Girls (They need a yellow one!)

Song(s): Big Pimpin' - Jay-Z, Let Me Entertain You - Robbie Williams, Rockstar - N.E.R.D.

Las Vegas Hotel: Treasure Island (Arg! Awww yeah! Look at me yellow gold! Hahahahaha!)

Bad habits: Lying, provoking, staring and dancing!

Obsessions: Dancing, Mary, writing music, graffiti, dancing, pimpin', playing persona, the color yellow, dancing, girls, Mary, dancing, dancing with girls, dancing with Mary, beating up Brad, yellow and dancing.

Prized Possession: My yellow hat.

Inspirations (Click to see pix)
Stan - Okage: Shadow King (He inspires me to cut down bitches.)
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum - Adventures in Wonderland (They inspire me to dance, yo.)
MC Hammer (He's the man. Don't fux0r with him. HAMMERTIME!)
Mr. T (Awww YEAH! He 0wnz j00!)
Splinter - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (He's a radical rat. He brings out my yenzenzen side.)
Darth Maul - Star Wars (He inspires me to be badass!)
John Digweed (BEST DJ EVAH!)
Lando Calrissian and Han Solo - Star Wars (They are so pimp! But they ain't "together" if that's what you are thinkin'!)
Chris Rock
Tracy Morgan - Saturday Night Live

Favorite (Media) characters: Axel Foley (Beverly Hills Cop), Irvine Kinneas (Final Fantasy 8), Mugetsu (The Bouncer), Pikachu and Pichu (Pokemon--- they're yellow, dammit!), Barret Wallace (Final Fantasy 7), Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2), Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing), Stan (Okage: Shadow King), Moby and Mac (SSX and SSX Tricky), Mr. T yellow dwarf (Gauntlet: Dark Legacy), Outlaw (Twisted Metal: Black) and me, Mark! (Just in case I was ever in a game or somethin')

Shoutouts:
Brad - you suck!
Mary - Uhm--- i love you!--- I mean! Hope you're doing well!
Nate - Hey Sir Nate! How's things in the non-ghetto?
Chris - Yeah, right. I'll leave you alone. hahahahahahahahah! In your dreams!
Ellen - Hope you're not casting any evil spells on me. Wouldn't want you to 0wn me!
Alana - You'd be a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! Hahahaha! j/k girl!
Yuki - Please don't beat me up.
Mrs. Smith - Do I get detention for cussing on my website?
Dr. Beverly - Thanks for keeping us all healthy. Stop cooki-- I mean--- Keep smiling!
T.J. - Don't let Mary get into any trouble, K?
Bruce - Stay away from my girl, yo!
Selina - Keep your man in check!
Darth Harding - I HATE YOU, yo! Stop tormenting children!
Tad and Tammy - I put you two together cause you know you want each other. hahahah!
Kain - Can you teach me about those ghosts in that haunted house? I want my mom to yell at me for going in there again so I can pout! hahahah!
Mom - I don't know why you're at my website, I told you I didn't have one. Stop buying me rainbow colored pants and shirts with my name on them!
Chunky - Make it to the championship, yo! You can do it!
Zorn and Thorn - Thanks for hosting my page, yo! Go to their site --- it own j00 liek w0000t! w3rd!

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