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[ WTF.NET ]

A long time ago in a... wait, no. Okay, somewhere in the year 2000, we started messing with html and had a bunch of ideas for silly little websites. We played around with HTML FOR DUMMIES and NOTEPAD and such until said sites were born. That was pretty much the beginning of our journey into the world of widely web things. When we realized how much fun we were having, we decided to get a domain name. We've always used the WTF term (full and abbreviated) and we figured we'd show our love for it in a very happy bunny rainbows kind of way -- and whatthefun.net was born!

We managed to get some stuff online in November of 2001 and even though it's been seven years since the site has been opened, it's only been through eight layouts -- this being the ninth. You can see all the past layouts here. As you can see, for a very long time we stuck with a black background -- I'm not really sure why, but it always just seemed to work with everything.

At some point we also opened echuta.net, which is the sister site to this one and has all of our crackish Star Wars related funnery, whereas this site holds our random crackish funnery. So in closing, please enjoy the... random crackish funnery!
 

[ PROFILES/CONTACT ]

NAME: Heather
BIRTHDAY: 12/29
SIGN: Capricorn
CHINESE ZODIAC: rat
NICKNAMES: Thorn, Tenel Ka, Tenna, Hexterah, Sev
EMAIL: @wtf.net
AIM: Tenel Ka XD
LIVEJOURNAL: your joy is my low
THAT'S YOU?: Yep, it's me in my Poison Ivy costume because I am a cosplay nerd.

NAME: Valerie
BIRTHDAY: 11/28
SIGN: Sagittarius
CHINESE ZODIAC: tiger
NICKNAMES: Zorn, Mirax, stateless
EMAIL: @wtf.net
AIM: Zoo Piglet
LIVEJOURNAL: busy boredom
THAT'S YOU?: Yes. It's a photo that's part of a set of engagement photos by Yos.

 

FO SHIZZLE. [ Thorn ] [ Zorn ]
color: RED, purple, blue anything dark
weapon: jumping hairy spider santa purse
movies: Star Wars (all), The Warriors, The Mummy movies, Clue, Stand By Me, Legend, Napoleon Dynamite Star Wars (all, esp. the OT), anything by Trey Parker or Kevin Smith, Rocky Horror Picture Show
music: Akira Yamaoka, Sneaker Pimps, Kate Bush, Zeromancer, Orgy, Radiohead U2, Robbie Williams, Duran Duran, R.E.M.
book: The Long Walk by Stephen King Heroes Die, Blade of Tyshalle by MWS
authors: Stephen King, Matthew Woodring Stover, William Faulkner Matthew Woodring Stover, Stephen King, Michael Stackpole, Aaron Allston
music videos: Just - Radiohead,
Stitches - Orgy,
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Lemon, Mysterious Ways, & Numb - U2,
Out of my Mind - Duran Duran
elements: fire & wind water & earth
actor: River Phoenix, Jared Padalecki, Kevin Zegers, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jonathan Rhys Meyers Ewan McGregor, Christian Bale
actress: Madeline Kahn, Rachel Weisz Nicole Kidman
game: Silent Hill 2, Persona, Myst series, Bioshock, Galerians, GTA:VC SSX Series, Final Fantasy, too many more to mention
season: fall all but summer
holiday: Halloween and Christmas Christmas
tv: Arrested Development, Supernatural, The Office South Park, Arrested Development, 24
corruption cartoon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles He-man and the Masters of the Universe
fetish: scars, uniforms/suits, glasses, band-aids glasses, the color black
period in history: 1920's, Egypt, medieval pirates
mario or luigi?: Luigi NEITHER. Toad!
pet peeves: attention whores, emo bitches, whiny hypocrites crappy drivers, hypocrites, stupid people
food: CLUB SANDWICHES, cheetos, chocolate covered cherries, pizza macadamia nuts, key lime pie
drink: bawls, dr. pepper cranberry juice, bottled water
fears: underwater, clowns (not jesters, clowns... like circus clowns), viruses tornadoes
obsessions: jesters, glowsticks, christmas lights, Jacen Solo, fiber optics disney world, U2, Evil (my cat)
animal: giraffe pig
pokemon: togepi, pichu meowth
gundam pilot: Trowa Barton Quatre or Duo
ssx boarder: mac & viggo (MAGGO!) psymon!!
bust-a-groove dancer: Heat, Burger Dog, Frida Capoeira, Robo-Z
twisted metal: black character: Raven/Shadow
Billy Ray/Junkyard Dog
Mr. Grimm/Mr. Grimm
John Doe/Roadkill
video game moments: when aeris died. "You have found a runestone!"
gauntlet character: green jester, any archer except red blue jester, Mr. T yellow dwarf
quote: "I know, right?" & "YOUR MOM!" "FOAD."

 

[ FANLISTINGS/ADOPTIONS/ETC. ]

VALERIE/ZORN:

Wadsworth killed me in the billiard room with the lead pipe.
Keepers of the Peace . Corran Horn
Scum and Villainy x Emperor Palpatine
D-felons * Red
Auron is in my tent.
It's Mark! It's Nate! / Bono Edge Adam Larry... Mmmmm... MacPhisto
 

HEATHER/THORN:

Mrs. White killed me in the ballroom with the candlestick.
Keepers of the Peace . Jacen Solo
Scum and Villainy x Darth Caedus
D-felons * Appolinar
Zell Dincht is in my tent.

It's Chris! It's Ellen!    Edge        I'm Jenova's puppet. Are you?

-- JACEN SOLO -- TENEL KA
-- THE MYST SERIES -- PHANTASMAGORIA
-- THE SILENT HILL SERIES -- THE LONG WALK -- JACEN/TENEL KA -- MATTHEW WOODRING STOVER
-- THE PERSONA SERIES

 

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